The northern shoveler.

Certainly not. I think this would only be useful while swimming, which I don’t do very often.

My favorite adverb is “thereto.”

I have played golf two times. But each time was just nine holes, so maybe that’s only one time, really?

My favorite breakfast cereal is Post Great Grains Raisins, Dates, and Pecans. I simply cannot recommend this cereal highly enough.

I think it’s the texture.

I’m partial to the spleen. It has a cool name, and I know neither where it is nor what it does.